affluenzas | 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝.

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wanna explain to me what the hell you were doing in holding last night

now that you mention it
no, not really
look, it was a misunderstanding
no big deal

come on, girl. you can't be doin that
are you tryin to be a pain in my ass?

maybe i just like seeing you, detective
probably good i didn't call you to get me out then, huh?

definitely good because i would have left you in there
out here acting up like this. can't always be on bail duty

okay, that's a little fucking rude
you know i'm way too cute to sit in a cell all night

gotta reap what you sow lil mama!
yeah, but you didn't. being cute got you out, didn't it? sittin all pretty behind those bars.

yeah yeah, karma’s a bitch blah blah.
idk if it’s the reason i got out but it definitely didn’t hurt.
helps that i look pretty everywhere 😏