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[affluenzas]

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[bullriding]

tell drunk sammy she could be a little kinder to the future, then

i want it on record that i did try
but you are real quick when you decide you want to climb on a table

[ It isn't the guilt that makes him ask, though maybe it might come across that way: ]

want me to bring you anything?

[affluenzas]

trust me, future sammy has had a lot of conversations with drunk sammy, that bitch just never listens.

your semi-weak argument is noted, and i promise not to hold it against you
how were you supposed to know i have catlike reflexes

is this a service you offer to every girl who drunkenly falls around you?